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Hey guys! :heart: I'm just gonna start this journal off with this: I have made the best tea EVER! :la: Here's the recipe if you guys want to make it yourselves: half a Tbls. of green tea (Joy Luck Green Tea), half a Tbls. of ginger peach tea (The Republic of Tea), and a teaspoon of oolong tea (Joy Luck Oolong Tea). Then I added ginger honey, which my mom stumbled upon when we were going through the Asian supermarket and a few drops of lemon and you guys don't have to add the honey or the lemon; the ginger peach tea is sweet on its own. Also, the only place that we've been able to find the green tea and oolong tea was at the same Asian market and it comes in a tin (green tea is green and the oolong is red), but I think you can also buy it in...:shrug: Anyways, that's my spiel about how amazing my tea is! I'm beyond excited for next week on Wednesday! :woohoo: I'm going to a human cadaver lab for my anatomy class! Signed up for this lab about...two months ago and now that it's so close I just can't wait! I'm staying after school until about 5, carpool with about 20 other kids into downtown Denver, and look at a dead human body. Fun right? :iconiluplz: The organs are already going to be removed from the body, but, from what my teacher has told us, is that we can touch the organs and feel them and hold them and and and-! :faint: People ask me why I'm such a weirdo. It's like, "Hey guys, I enjoy writing boyxboy love stories, specifically Assassin's Creed, talk to my imaginary friend Bob, and hold the organs of dead humans." and people just completely ignore me! It makes for an interesting life though. :shakefish: At the current moment I'm revisiting a chunk of my childhood and watching Robots. Ewan McGregor's voice is so amazing! I absolutely adore that man so much :iconhuggleplz: The only other man that can rival Ewan's voice, in my mind, is Terrance Zdunich. If you don't know who he is look up Repo! The Genetic Opera and you'll understand why I love him so much. So that is the end of my odd ramblings and onto the single update that I have for you guys! :la:
:heart: The One and Only Update in Forever :heart:
:bulletblue: Milky Blue :bulletblue:
This story is officially gonna be written between now and Thanksgiving even if it kills me! The only reason why it hasn't been written is because of school, work, homework, projects, and my friends. And whoever says that your senior year is easy...they shall be placed in a dark hole somewhere and left to rot! It has totally messed up my fanfiction writing abilities and it seems like no matter what I write it turns out like crap and- :faints: Sorry for the rant! I've been banging ideas around and I'm proud to say that I've finally come up with something that actually makes me happy, but I'm not going to reveal too much. All I have to say is that this is gonna be the chapter where you find out why Leonardo is nearly blind!
:heart: End of the One and Only Update in Forever :heart:
So that is pretty much all I have to say at the moment. Still fangirling over Ewan's voice, but other than that I've got nothing. Hope you're all excited for the update cause I know I am!
:heart: you all!
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Hello my lovelies! :heart: :bulletpurple: Happy Spirit Day! :bulletpurple: I've spent the entire day in bed because I have been super sick since Tuesday, but I've been showing my support! I wore my favorite pair of purple pajama bottoms and an old purple shirt that I've had since my Sophmore year and I painted my pathetic excuses for nails purple and I've been blowing up Facebook and Twitter with encouragements and lovely words! :w00t: Basically that has been my ENTIRE day, unless you count the endless boredom and wishing that I was actually sitting in my economics class (I think my fever was rather high when I wished for that). I discovered how boring the other Paranormal Activity movies are. Sorry to anyone who does enjoy these movies but for me...I think watching paint dry would have been scarier than those movies. I've seen scarier Ghost Adventures episodes than those movies! :nuu: And before you guys start saying, "Oh RandomStarvingArtist, you probably didn't even give the movies a chance!" I did give them a chance! Each and every one of them! And they let me down so much! :cries: I was genuinely excited when I decided to watch them and I got my Horror Movie Survival Kit all set and ready to go (basically consists of my teddy bear, pillows, a blanket, and my dogs) and sat in my room with the lights off. Then I waited. And waited. And waited some more. Before I knew it I watched three movies and all the while I'm going "WTF? How could my friends, who are self proclaimed horror movie experts, say this is scary?" Now there is the fourth movie coming out and my friends really want to go see it and I'm stuck because I really want to see a movie. But I want to see a good movie! :shakefist: Whew. That was a pretty decent rant. Onto another topic! I've only got a couple more so if you're bored just skip down to the very bottom where I say good bye! While browsing the wonders, and oddities, of Netflix I stumbled upon something that made me think how I could have gone seventeen years without seeing it. Scarlet and Black. Freaking loved it! :heart: It had Ewan McGregor in it, a very young Ewan McGregor :faint: and the plot was so good. There are only three episodes and the entire time I'm watching all I could do was drool over Ewan's character, scream at Ewan's character, and cheer for Ewan's character. The ending was pretty...annoying, but I kinda figured that it would have happened. So...there's something to watch for everyone who has a Netflix account. :boogie: And now for my final part of my mini-life story is this: :pumpkin: I get to carve my pumpkin this weekend! :pumpkin: Besides dressing up this is the last kid thing I can do for Halloween. I've officially given up on trying to Trick-or-Treat, mainly because so many people shut the door in my face as soon as they saw me, so I'm very excited. I'm thinking of doing a Phantom of the Opera :rose: pumpkin this year...or something Dr. Who related...maybe even a little Matthew Gray Gubler creature on it! I'm not sure yet :hmm: But I'll figure it out. As far as updates are concerned...I'm done planning them for now. I've been beyond busy with school so everything is just going to be spontaneous. There is a for sure guarantee that :bulletblue: Milky Blue :bulletblue: will be updated, after it's horrible hiatus which has made me die a little inside, but anything else is still very much up in the air. Anyways, that's all I've got for now! And for those who have stuck through my rants and all my random disappearances I just want to say thank you!
:heart: you all!
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Hi guys! I know that you're probably sick and tired of hearing this right now, but I'M SO SORRY! :cries: I know I've promised to start updating stuff, but there is this annoying thing called school that gets in the way. Worry not though, my dear friends! I only have two days left and after that I shall have until...halfway through July to do nothing but update, write journals, and relax. :iconarthurbbclaplz: Speaking of updates and journals and all that jazz here is the official business of this week!
:bulletblue: :bulletgreen: :bulletblue: BUSINESS FOR THIS WEEK! :bulletblue: :bulletgreen: :bulletblue:
:heart: 1) This is how my journal is going to be set up until I get bored with it and change it again: it's going to start off with rambling :la: then with BUSINESS FOR THIS WEEK or whatever name I decide to give it for that week, and then it shall end with even more rambling! This system is just going to help me keep track of crap and it really isn't that much different from the last set up that I had...I just got bored and decided to switch it up a little. :D And yes it will still be full of emoticons...don't judge me!
:heart: 2) This is for anyone who reads my fanfiction so pay attention folks cause I'm only going to say this shiz once! :boing: So in my previous journal I know I had story updates and story ideas and while I would love to work on them, especially the ideas, I have to prioritize which stories get updated first. The plan of action for that is...still being figured out (go me and not thinking things through properly!) Also, if there are any of my stories that I haven't finished yet (this doesn't include requests, which is what I'm going to talk about next) just comment on this entry or message me and I'll see what I can do. I'm just saying right now that Milky Blue is definitely going to get finished before anything else. Hopefully that will make some of you guys happy! :dance:
:heart: 3) Request story people, this is directed at you! I want to say first that I'm beyond sorry! :faints: I feel awful for promising you guys stories and then never producing them! It's just...life and school and crap got in the way and I'm making excuses and I shouldn't be. This is the only thing that I ask of you guys: if you still want your story written, comment on this entry with the basic plot and I will begin writing them as soon as I can. I know I royally suck, but I promise I'll write you guys lovely stories as an apology. :depressed:
:bulletgreen: :bulletblue: :bulletgreen: BUSINESS IS OVER!...FOR NOW! :bulletgreen: :bulletblue: :bulletgreen:
So yeah! That's a rough idea of what's going to be happening within the next week or so. I'm going to try so hard to update once a week! Even if it's just me rambling about story ideas or updates or how crappy it is to still be stuck in school I will write a journal entry. And I'm going to attempt to be consistent with story updates (consistent being the key word) but I'm not making any promises. I wish I could say "I'm going to pump out a story once a week even if it kills me!" but in reality...it probably would kill me! :XD: Just hope for the best and expect the worst! If I'm taking too long with something then you guys have full permission to yell at me! Yelling seems to get me motivated! :iconitalyplz: Now that all the official stuff is out of the way, it's time for me to ramble!...Except I don't think I have anything to truly ramble about at midnight! My next journal update will be posted, hopefully, by Friday, but expect it to be on Sunday. Cross your fingers I'll have something more fun to say that this crap that I've just typed out. Good night and have an awesome Memorial Day! :hug:
:heart: you all!
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So I know that I haven't been on in forever, which I apologize for. I've just been super busy and I haven't had much inspiration. I have a tiny Merlin story that I'm going to post this evening so I hope you guys enjoy that! :hug: :heart: Again I apologize so much!

[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim.
[x] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 8



[x ] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[] - You are an only child.
[x] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 13



[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[x] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
TOTAL SO FAR = 17



[x] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[x] - You have a religion.
[x] - You dress stranger than other people
TOTAL SO FAR = 22



[] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x]- You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[ ] - You have low self-esteem.
[x] - You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 30



[x] - You like flowers.
[x] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. ((Dunno what that is //derp))
[ ] - You like ~Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's. ((What is that??  ))
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. ((I was close, but not there))
TOTAL SO FAR = 35



[x] - You like fire.
[x] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[x] - You will tag people to do this.
TOTAL SO FAR = 40



[ ] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[x] - You have a brother (used to...)
TOTAL SO FAR = 47



[x] - You can cook well.
[x] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have run away from something.
[x] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".
TOTAL SO FAR = 56


[x]- You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] - You have done an odd experiment
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[x] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy. ((Chocoholic))
TOTAL SO FAR = 64


[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[x] - You are a coffee addict.
[] - You live near a body of water
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[]- You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL = 70


Find your score & re-post this titled as "the thing you get".

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity.

Love ya guys!
RandomStarvingArtist :heart:
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Hey guys! I'm so sorry for crawling into the dark hole of nothingness (aka school) and not coming back to talk to you people :cries: All I've got to say is thank you for the amazing patience that you wonderful people have and I'm so happy to be writing this! :heart: Anyways, I have a quick rant for you guys and maybe you'll find some humor in it or not. Depends on the person. :hug: So the whole title thing has to do with my epic adventure that I went on with my two friends to get hot chocolate. At my school, Juniors and Seniors are allowed to leave campus during lunch and our free period. My friends and I had the same free period and my Senior friend suggested that we get hot chocolate at this little cafe that is about fifteen minutes away from the high school if you walk :D We were so excited to go and get amazing hot coco that we totally blanked out on the one obstacle in our way: the snow. :faint: We ended up having to trudge through a foot of snow for fifteen minutes! It was freezing and my shoes were wet and my socks were wet and my Senior friend was about to say screw it and head back to the school. But we didn't! :celebrate: We made it to the lake and then the other obstacle came upon us: do we cross the lake, which was frozen, or go across the boardwalk. Deciding to be rebels, we chose to do the first option. Surprisingly enough we didn't slip and fall on our butts on the way over! We did have to avoid a rather large hole in the ice...it was a bit sketchy to walk near so we kinda curved around it and were able to make to the other side without any major problems. :la: We made it to the cafe without doing any major damage to ourselves and the hot chocolate...was so worth freezing to death over! It was like crack in a cup only without the really bad side effects. After hanging out in the cafe for about a half hour we had to get back to the high school for our next class and that's where the trouble began. We walked back across the lake and I was carrying a hot chocolate for another one of my Junior friends and everything was going smoothly until we had to get back up onto the boardwalk. My friends made it up alright, even my goth friend with her freaking two inch pumps was able to make it up fine! But me...well they don't call me Danger Prone Daphnie for nothing! :heart: I was able to get one foot up on the boardwalk and my foot on the ice and when I was getting ready to push myself up I fell flat on my back, hot chocolate somehow still in my hand, and my purse flying up onto the boardwalk. I wasn't entirely sure if I wanted to laugh or to cry so I just settled for laughing as my friends started to laugh at me. My goth friend called me adorably pathetic as I sat in the snow and ice, a pout on my face. Long story short, we made it back to the high school and while my friends were just cold, I was wet and cold and I still had to sit through an hour and a half of Biology a teacher who is nine months pregnant! It turned out to be quite the afternoon to say the least! :XD: Now that story time is over, I'm going to apologize for the fact I haven't updated any stories so far. I know I keep promising that I'll update all my stories and I swear, swear, swear that I'll update something soon! I promise! That's all I've got so far...I'll post something soon. It might now be the stories I've been working on, but at least it will be something.
:heart: you all!
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